10. I could have sworn I heard a can opener.
9. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noisewith their mouths?
8. Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?
7. I wonder if Morris really like 9-lives, or did he haveULTERIOR motives?
6. Hmmmm ... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, whycan't we ever get those STUPID dogs to do anything for us?
5. This looks like a good spot for a nap.
4. Hey - no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.
3. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization oftheir own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas andcan openers in the first place.
2. If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?
1. If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to letTHEM know who's boss!!
