10. Instead of purring, makes sound like a stalling cessna
9. Only seems content when suction-cupped to your car's rear window
8. Believes he's related to Kitty Dukakis
7. Becomes hypnotized whenever Ross Perot is on Larry King
6. Gets between the president and a plate of nachos
5. When playing "Jeopardy", always forgets to phrase answers in the form of a question
4. Let Fox network get NFL Football
3. Believes the Trump marriage will last for years to come
2. No matter how many times you explain it, he can't understand the clapper
1. Asks to be neutered by Bob Barker personally
